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  2. lordoftheswag:

    you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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  3. swiggityswee:

    THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

    (Source: moderatelybadbitch, via thegrandstonedblood)

     
  4. deepthroatmom:

    holycheesenrice:

    andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

    *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

    seriously? are you kidding me? 

    That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

    *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

    (Source: pu12in, via thegrandstonedblood)

     
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  7. my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    The fear of progression since the dawn of man

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  9. conkersradfurday:

    thoughtlessclown:

    I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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  10. aight

    (Source: bent-duck, via thegrandstonedblood)